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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 08:06

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What smell will you never forget?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Why do atheists want to see God so badly?
Then came..
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
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So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Still no good
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Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
From 1 to 10, how dark is the Naruto fandom? Why?
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
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