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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 08:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Scientists Discover Exercise Creates 'Youth Molecule' That Could Reverse Aging In Muscles And Bones - Study Finds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

‘Smash’ abruptly announces final show after Tony Awards drama in Broadway shocker - New York Post

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What smell will you never forget?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Meta pauses mobile port tracking tech on Android after researchers cry foul - theregister.com

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do atheists want to see God so badly?

Then came..

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

Staying Positive Could Protect Against Middle-Aged Memory Loss, 16-Year Study Reveals - SciTechDaily

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

Still no good

SpaceX knocks out another national security launch while ULA faces scrutiny - Yahoo

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

From 1 to 10, how dark is the Naruto fandom? Why?

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Why is the mainstream media, traditionally liberal except for Fox, not reporting on Trump like he's a traditional candidate who has ideas, values, and a concern for the common good?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They Just Wanted to Make a Space Movie. Instead, They Uncovered a Mind-Blowing Cosmic Secret - The Daily Galaxy